Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...