Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...