Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....