Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...