Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...