New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...