The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...