The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...