slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...