The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....