The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...