Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...