Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.