A way to save your marriage
|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!