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Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...