Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....