Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...