Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...