Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...