Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.