Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Movies changed
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...