I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...