Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...