Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...