Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...