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Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
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A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
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Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
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Solution to the Y2K problem
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It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Line Dancing
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