McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...