Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...