Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...