There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...