Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...