Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...