When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...