Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....