Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...