Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...