Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...