One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...