Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...