Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...