Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...