50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...