Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...