What was its name?
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Another Clinton Joke…
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Proof you can build a better idiot!
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Whose Job Is It?
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Actual product instructions.
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
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The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Blue Elephants
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