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Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
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Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Where is your wife?
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A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...