Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...