Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...