Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...