Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...