Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...